“LAZY, LEGGY & LETHAL?! West Ham’s SLUGGISH SUPERSTARS Just HUMILIATED Every Pundit Alive – You Won’t Believe How!”
West Ham finally ended their long wait for a home victory, securing their first win at the London Stadium since February with a performance that reignited belief in their survival hopes.
The result was more than just three points — it was a statement of intent. Despite having little of the ball, in true Nuno Espírito Santo fashion, the Hammers were sharp, efficient, and full of purpose.
They registered a 1.67 goal threat, 15 total shots, and nine on target — statistics that reflected a side making the most of every opportunity.
It had been 248 days since their last home triumph, and the relief around the ground was palpable.
After the match, Nuno was visibly buoyant, describing the victory as a potential “turning point.”
He praised his players for showing “character, resilience, and togetherness,” qualities he had been demanding since his arrival.
“This win is a reward for the hard work the players have been putting in,” he said. “We’ve been through a tough period, but today they gave everything.”
Meanwhile, the reaction in Newcastle was damning. Local outlets blasted the Magpies for lacking “quality, cohesion, or heart,” while Alan Shearer offered a blunt but fair assessment, calling his former side “lazy, leggy, and lethargic,” before conceding that West Ham fully deserved the win.
With Burnley up next — another team fighting for survival — the Hammers have a real chance to build momentum. This result might just be the spark their season needed. COYI!
